Earlier in the year, H and I decided to book a week off in June, and a fortnight in September, with the idea that we would have a “sensible” June holiday (i.e. somewhere British, damp, self-catering, i.e. like being at home but without any of the convenience), and then an indulgent week in southern Spain.
Then my parents offered to pay for a family holiday in September in a hotel in southern Spain to which we had always wanted to go, which was very exciting.
Then followed several months of prevarication by my parents whereafter they suddenly announced that they were going to buy a holiday home in France.
Then it was suggested that we would have a trial villa holiday in France.
Then it was suggested that the venue be moved to the UK, as sister in law is expecting.
Then brother and sister in law, quite understandably, said that they wouldn’t come.
Then my parents pulled out and said that the two of them were going away to New England instead.
So this left H and I mid-cycle with no holiday planned, but as it looked like transfer would fall slap bang in the middle of our holiday period, we decided we would have an enjoyable staycation for the fortnight instead, and have a relaxing time at home, and try and not get too jealous about other people’s holiday photos on Facebook.
Anyway, this is what I have learned about staycations this week.
Lounging by pool with cocktails = guiltily long hot bath with cup of tea whilst Nipper in nursery
Spa treatment = blow-drying whole head of hair instead of just fringe
All you can eat buffet = 4 pieces of toast
Banterous conversation = conference calls which I agree to do because I’m not really on holiday
Vibrant nightlife = watching Bake Off in bed at 9pm
Me time = 2 hours mumsnet
Discovering new places = trying to find baby changing facilities in local village
Absorbing local culture = argument with neighbour re: parking restrictions
Soaking up the sun = finding fifteen minute slot in endless sodding rain to walk Dog
Conclusions: screw this, booking a trip to Scotland for after the transfer.