OK let’s do this.
0600: Up. Buserelin. Washed up, loaded dishwasher, did laundry. Hey get me!
0630: Fertility yoga sequence. Terminates when Nipper stands on me shouting HELLO DADDY.
0700: Meditation (cuddling Nipper in bed whilst watching Peppa Pig).
0730: Shower. Dress. Dress Nipper. Remove pyjamas Nipper attempts to put on over clothes.
0800: Hand over Nipper to H. Make breakfast smoothie (banana, oats, organic milk). Take supplements (multivitamin, probiotic, digestive enzyme, vitamin D, omega 3, metformin, chromium). Tea (necessary to activate brain).
0830: Drive to work. Sing Ella Eyre’s “Comeback” loudly several times. (In car not in work – this is a rude song).
0915: Emails conference call urgent reports etc etc etc.
1215: 30 minute brisk walk about town. (Exercise).
1245: Lunch. Berry smoothie (yeah?), smoked salmon on brown (omega 3? fibre?), yoghurt with granola things and honey (er… glucose?), water.
1300: Emails conference call urgent reports etc etc etc.
1700: Struggling. Herbal tea.
1715: Really struggling. Cup of coffee with milk and sugar.
1900: Finish bastard report. Start next one.
1910: Have to leave work. Drive like maniac.
2000: Meeting with IFA re: mortgage.
2100: Nipper still not asleep. Slice of toast with marmite (vitamin B?)
2130: Irritating conversation with parents. Gin. (COME ON).
2200: Burnt chicken. Out of date rocket. Leftover couscous. 2 x glasses Malbec (fuggit). Season finale of Humans on Channel 4 (WTF?). Sit in cobbler pose to promote flow of prana to nether regions. Dog sits on lap. (Dog is a big guy).
2300: Metformin. Glass of milk. Bed.
Success? Probably not.
Ah well, another day, another…dunno